Super Heroes & Villains

A list of Super Hero/Villain ideas:

  1. Mr. Chest
  2. Cannon Finger
  3. Asiago Roast Beef Man
  4. The Punch Crotcher
  5. Artisan Bread Man
  6. Grammar Nazi
  7. Mother Pain
  8. Panera Bread Man
  9. The Finger Trap
  10. The Black Hat
  11. Free Refills Man
  12. Detective Choke
  13. Panera Bread is Pretty Good, Man
  14. Why Aren’t there more of them around Brooklyn?

Personal Ad

Hi, woman/women of Tumblr. I would like to tell all of you that I am a very single. Here are some facts about me that I think would make me a good candidate for your next serious boyfriend:

  1. I know some math, but not enough to be intimidating.
  2. A lot of times I really am listening.
  3. I am not picky about food. Last week I ran out of Sleepy-Time Tea™ and just drank boiling water because I had already boiled the water without checking my pantry closet first for the Sleepy-Time Tea™. It didn’t bother me none and was fine.
  4. I am not good with children. I don’t know if that is good or bad, but if you don’t like children then we have something in common.
  5. I don’t own any fedoras.
  6. I never use curse words and expect the same from you.
  7. My genes are good. My dad still has all his hair and is a very nice man.
  8. I love big, mean dogs that don’t obey man’s law.

Well there you have it. If any of you are interested in coming over and reading a book with/to me, please send me an email with your height as the subject.

Thanks! -Daniel

Album artwork for “Me and My Ribcage” by The Widest Smiling Faces. Released today. You can download it here.

Album artwork for “Me and My Ribcage” by The Widest Smiling Faces. Released today. You can download it here.

Hey everyone! Prints for sale! I have closed the horse paint business that’s been in my family for generations and turned it into a store for poster prints. There are five designs available now, but if anyone has a request for a print of any poster on danielspenser.com, send me an email and I’d be happy to make it happen. Each print comes with one of those tubes you use to ship prints in, unless you live close by, then it’s probably easier if I just bring it over. More designs and shirts are coming soon.

Hey everyone! Prints for sale!

I have closed the horse paint business that’s been in my family for generations and turned it into a store for poster prints. There are five designs available now, but if anyone has a request for a print of any poster on danielspenser.com, send me an email and I’d be happy to make it happen. Each print comes with one of those tubes you use to ship prints in, unless you live close by, then it’s probably easier if I just bring it over. More designs and shirts are coming soon.

Design for an animated segment on The Onion News Network regarding a hallucinogenic diet drug that turns fatty foods into nightmarish hell-demons. Here’s the segment. Animation by Sarah Wickliffe and J.J. Shebesta.

Design for an animated segment on The Onion News Network regarding a hallucinogenic diet drug that turns fatty foods into nightmarish hell-demons.

Here’s the segment. Animation by Sarah Wickliffe and J.J. Shebesta.

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stevenlevine:

Hope everyone had the merriest of Christmases. Here’s a cover Dan, Mike and I did a few years ago after we had our Christmas burritos.

(via mikeantonucci)

Excerpt

I’m writing a movie so I can win an Oscar. Here is what I have so far:

Officer: I am sorry, ma’am, your sons died in a horrible bus accident.

Ma’am: That is horrible but at least they were together.

Officer: They were in two separate buses that crashed into each other.

dapsoffice:

topherchris:

Parents Keep Deceased Son’s Memory Alive Through His Awful Tumblr (Onion News Network)

because I wasn’t cool enough to know:

I got to be a shitbird on television.

(Source: morpheusmedia, via ifc)

captainhippo:

We made a new cartoon! You must CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON!

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Something Steve and I recorded in 2007 while we were in college, learning how to be cool. PASSING GRADES!!????