February 2012
2 posts
Watchmikeantonucci:
stevenlevine:
Extreme!
My DP debut!
I did that half on purpose. I am not good at basketball.
January 2012
4 posts
Super Heroes & Villains
A list of Super Hero/Villain ideas:
Mr. Chest
Cannon Finger
Asiago Roast Beef Man
The Punch Crotcher
Artisan Bread Man
Grammar Nazi
Mother Pain
Panera Bread Man
The Finger Trap
The Black Hat
Free Refills Man
Detective Choke
Panera Bread is Pretty Good, Man
Why Aren’t there more of them around Brooklyn?
Personal Ad
Hi, woman/women of Tumblr. I would like to tell all of you that I am a very single. Here are some facts about me that I think would make me a good candidate for your next serious boyfriend:
I know some math, but not enough to be intimidating.
A lot of times I really am listening.
I am not picky about food. Last week I ran out of Sleepy-Time Tea™ and just drank boiling water because I had...
December 2011
5 posts
Excerpt
I’m writing a movie so I can win an Oscar. Here is what I have so far:
Officer: I am sorry, ma’am, your sons died in a horrible bus accident.
Ma’am: That is horrible but at least they were together.
Officer: They were in two separate buses that crashed into each other.
Watchdapsoffice:
topherchris:
Parents Keep Deceased Son’s Memory Alive Through His Awful Tumblr (Onion News Network)
because I wasn’t cool enough to know:
I got to be a shitbird on television.
November 2011
4 posts
Something Steve and I recorded in 2007 while we...
October 2011
4 posts
September 2011
3 posts
August 2011
3 posts
July 2011
11 posts
June 2011
1 post
May 2011
7 posts
Watchcaptainhippo:
Coming soon!
April 2011
7 posts
stevenlevine:
darrenmiller:
captainhippo:
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