December 2011
5 posts
Excerpt
I’m writing a movie so I can win an Oscar. Here is what I have so far:
Officer: I am sorry, ma’am, your sons died in a horrible bus accident.
Ma’am: That is horrible but at least they were together.
Officer: They were in two separate buses that crashed into each other.
Watchdapsoffice:
topherchris:
Parents Keep Deceased Son’s Memory Alive Through His Awful Tumblr (Onion News Network)
because I wasn’t cool enough to know:
I got to be a shitbird on television.
