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Hi, woman/women of Tumblr. I would like to tell all of you that I am a very single. Here are some facts about me that I think would make me a good candidate for your next serious boyfriend:

  1. I know some math, but not enough to be intimidating.
  2. A lot of times I really am listening.
  3. I am not picky about food. Last week I ran out of Sleepy-Time Tea™ and just drank boiling water because I had already boiled the water without checking my pantry closet first for the Sleepy-Time Tea™. It didn’t bother me none and was fine.
  4. I am not good with children. I don’t know if that is good or bad, but if you don’t like children then we have something in common.
  5. I don’t own any fedoras.
  6. I never use curse words and expect the same from you.
  7. My genes are good. My dad still has all his hair and is a very nice man.
  8. I love big, mean dogs that don’t obey man’s law.

Well there you have it. If any of you are interested in coming over and reading a book with/to me, please send me an email with your height as the subject.

Thanks! -Daniel

Notes

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